Butts & Cats = in an art related context
Hi! My name is Falka and I'm a professional expert catlady from Germany.
This is supposedly an art blog, but I also post personal stuff and reblog things that I think are interesting or fun.
I mostly draw fanart for BBC Sherlock, but occasionally there will be other fandoms and original art (haha!)
My blog is NSFW and I am not the most reliable when it comes to tagging just so you know ♥♥♥
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ivorylungs:

hey falka. hey did u ever think about solving your short dress problem by becoming a mermaid tho? i bet u didn’t but that’s what im here for. problem solved. this is why im the smart one. ur welcome

sdhfsjkdh k <333333333

ivorylungs:

hey falka. hey did u ever think about solving your short dress problem by becoming a mermaid tho? i bet u didn’t but that’s what im here for. problem solved. this is why im the smart one. ur welcome

sdhfsjkdh k <333333333




orcabelly:

HELP BELLY PAY XER BILLS & SUMMER EXPENSES

my last post got deleted on accident, so here is an updated post that will detail my expenses so you all know where the money you’re giving me for commissions is going: i pay $275 in rent, $80~ for my phone bill, $70+ for internet, anywhere between $27 - $120 for my adderall depending on where my insurance deductible is, a $1400+ medical bill im still paying off, and +$$$ for food, transportation, living necessities.  from may to july i will be living in chicago where i will be pay $500 rent.  i’m hoping my tax returns cover this expense but i won’t know for a few more weeks.

OKAY NOW THAT WE KNOW ALL THAT, WHAT ARE UR PRICES, BELLY? good question, lil friend.

  • 1 character - $15
  • 2 characters - $30
  • 3 characters - $40
  • ADDITIONAL CHARACTERS AFTER 3: +$10
  • SIMPLE BACKGROUNDS: NO EXTRA CHARGE!
  • COMPLICATED BACKGROUNDS: +$5

BUT WHAT WILL YOU DRAW, BELLY??

  • SMUT!
  • GORE!
  • FLUFF!
  • ANGST!
  • FANDOM!
  • ORIGINAL CHARACTERS!
  • YOUR FAVORITE KINKS!
  • ALL KINKS
  • every kink

WOAHH THATS AWESOME.  HOW DO I GET IN CONTACT WITH YOU?

easy peasy, friend!  just shoot me an email at andsarahbellesaid@gmail.com.  all commissions will be taken through paypal

even if you can’t commission, please help spread the word!




Anonymous asked: Suggesting room tidying is not an insult. "Brush" up your attitude.

I’m laughing so hard like wow like how long’s that been???? Like I replied to Manna’s post um weeks ago???

But yeah you know what, let me tell you a thing. It’s fucking rude to tell people to tidy up. It’s none of anybody’s business what a person’s room looks like. You don’t know them. You have no idea why their room is a mess. Maybe they like it that way or don’t give a flying fuck, but maybe they have a hard fucking time keeping it tidy due to illness and a “friendly” reminder like that can actually cause them a lot of stress and anxiety. So, don’t be a dick and go take care of your own shit. Don’t condescendingly tell people what to do when it’s none of your fucking business.




harteus:


LOOK AT HOW THESE HEARTS ARE BEATING FOR YOU!!! &lt;3

i’ve decided to host a new giveaway as a little celebration for my 2500 follower mark! can you imagine what a huge milestone this is for me. it’s insane. i’m so happy about it!
this time i’ve decided upon choosing only one winner, as the prize will be a full painting and probably take me some time to do. the examples featured are made with different levels of details and speed, but they’re all what i would call a “full painting”. 
the winner may choose only a portrait, but i’m fully capable of doing a bigger piece with more details + background, as well as featuring more than one character if it’s what the winner wishes! additional details will obviously be discussed between the two of us. 

HOW IT WORKS

you may reblog + like this as many times as you wish. the more you reblog it, the bigger your chance of winning! (please be considerate and don’t spam your followers though! that’d be.. unfortunate.)
the contest will up for roughly a month. IT ENDS THE 17th OF MAY
please be following me! this is a chance for followers only.
i’ll announce the winner as soon as i have heard back from them. so be sure to have your askbox open so i can contact you!
the winner will be selected randomly, using a random generator. 

THANK YOU SO MUCH! AND GOOD LUCK! -BLOWS KISSES-

harteus:

LOOK AT HOW THESE HEARTS ARE BEATING FOR YOU!!! <3

i’ve decided to host a new giveaway as a little celebration for my 2500 follower mark! can you imagine what a huge milestone this is for me. it’s insane. i’m so happy about it!

this time i’ve decided upon choosing only one winner, as the prize will be a full painting and probably take me some time to do. the examples featured are made with different levels of details and speed, but they’re all what i would call a “full painting”. 

the winner may choose only a portrait, but i’m fully capable of doing a bigger piece with more details + background, as well as featuring more than one character if it’s what the winner wishes! additional details will obviously be discussed between the two of us. 

HOW IT WORKS

  • you may reblog + like this as many times as you wish. the more you reblog it, the bigger your chance of winning! (please be considerate and don’t spam your followers though! that’d be.. unfortunate.)
  • the contest will up for roughly a month. IT ENDS THE 17th OF MAY
  • please be following me! this is a chance for followers only.
  • i’ll announce the winner as soon as i have heard back from them. so be sure to have your askbox open so i can contact you!
  • the winner will be selected randomly, using a random generator. 

THANK YOU SO MUCH! AND GOOD LUCK! -BLOWS KISSES-




voodooling:

I modeled Tunalock in 3D because of reasons.

THIS IS THE FUTURE!

voodooling:

I modeled Tunalock in 3D because of reasons.

THIS IS THE FUTURE!




gingerthon:

i love friendship 

gingerthon:

i love friendship 




francesksgk:

john is trying to talk dirty to sherlock

francesksgk:

john is trying to talk dirty to sherlock




Because I have the huge urge to make a lot of stupid text posts on a daily basis, but always feel bad about making them on my blog which is sort of supposed to be an art blog I made a blog just for me to blab on.

falkahaltdenmund.tumblr.com

For anyone who’s interested. I know there are at least three people who are so yeah uwu




aiwa-sensei:

Updated
Any fandom or original characters are welcomed as long as you can provide some references/detailed description (in case of oc). Male, female, kids, animals and any other creatures&#160;: it’s all fine.
I’ll draw pretty much any kind of scene, NSFW included.
Prices above may go up in case of very complicated or detailed scene. 
Prices are per character and in euro
Paypal only! 
You will receive full size jpg file. 
My contact mail is aiwasensei.mail@gmail.com (it’s not my paypal mail). Remember to put 'Commission' in the subject line.

In your mail please include 

Your name 
Email you want me to send a payment request to
Which kind of picture are you interested in (bw/color)
Character/scene description, how many characters
Extra comments and references (if any)
After I agree to take on your commission, I’ll draw a rough sketch and send it to you (this is the time to make any changes). If you approve I’ll send you a payment request. I’ll get to work right after receiving payment. 

Also you can add your tumblr url, so I can tag you correctly if you are alright with me posting low res. of your commission

aiwa-sensei:

Updated

  • Any fandom or original characters are welcomed as long as you can provide some references/detailed description (in case of oc). Male, female, kids, animals and any other creatures : it’s all fine.
  • I’ll draw pretty much any kind of scene, NSFW included.
  • Prices above may go up in case of very complicated or detailed scene. 
  • Prices are per character and in euro
  • Paypal only! 
  • You will receive full size jpg file. 
My contact mail is aiwasensei.mail@gmail.com (it’s not my paypal mail). Remember to put 'Commission' in the subject line.
In your mail please include 
  • Your name 
  • Email you want me to send a payment request to
  • Which kind of picture are you interested in (bw/color)
  • Character/scene description, how many characters
  • Extra comments and references (if any)
After I agree to take on your commission, I’ll draw a rough sketch and send it to you (this is the time to make any changes). If you approve I’ll send you a payment request. I’ll get to work right after receiving payment. 
Also you can add your tumblr url, so I can tag you correctly if you are alright with me posting low res. of your commission



iwishiwastoldthiswheniwasstartingtodraw <3

Same. It would have spared me a lot of anguish and I’d have had a lot of more fun drawing and improving along the way.

Hm also it’s not like I’m always good at following my own advice lol I still compare myself to others at times and despair. But it’s getting better uwu


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